Aji Mera Ghanta Lyrics – Muhfaad

Rubber ki zuban meri
Thuk se lipti ye
Dant 32-18+15
Math meri weak punch line par ye thik
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Kehte mujhe mere bhai log
Aate hain kahan se tere bheje mein ye dialogue
10th mein pass par dimag mera loosy sa
Percentage badhti dikhti roj high rog
Baaton hi baaton mein failne laga hai
Chalte chalte naam mera tehalne laga hai
Maze mein meri kat rahi hai, sab ki hi fatt rahi hai
Muhfaad bina ruke munh pe mukke pelne lagga hai

Munh hi munh pe andhadhund ghamashan sa
Mere jaisa likho jinhe lagta aasan sa
Hote hain khush sunke jo pyaar karte hain
Likhte jo khud munh banake bethe g@nd sa (aww)

Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
(Kya kehti hai?)
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
(Nahi banta ,bilkul nahi banta)

Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
Sau hai munh jo hazaar kare baatein
Kya padta faraak mujhe
Aji mera ghanta!
Aji mera ghanta!

Eak sach ne kasam se ye saare fake kar diye
Kaan ke niche jo chamand take kar diye
Jupiter leke ghumo Earth pe
Dekho baaton baaton mein hi maine
Do jahan ek kaar diye

Ghalti maani chalo haan main sharminda hoon
Maar gaya inko jabse hua main zinda hoon
Fly karun high par pehnu na diaper
Hag dunga upaar se, nadaan parinda hu

Huye khatam saare fck ab dene ko
Main kehne ko toh bohat kuch kehdoon
Par rehne do!
Dukhaya dil tha toh kuch toh kahunga hi
4-5 line jazbaaton mein hi behne do (fck you..)

(Can we do that again!)

Burai peeth piche aage baane shakkar
Rakhe tu ho sake jitna munh ye dhaak kar
Kalakaar bhai jaise lade na lugaai
Jaise dono tony bhai mere kaal ho ya Kakkar

Kala na milti kharach kar sikka
Sabb ke liye dil se ye bars likha
Respect sabki baithe jo top pe ho
Raftaar, Badshah ya chahe Ikka
Kehne ki bat nahi ijjat hai dil se
Vo sabb hote khush mere sath vale kill se (kyon?)

Jinhe nawaza kabhi pyaar se tha maine
Ab jaleel kar bhagaun inhe bhari mehfil se
Bhaterepan vali nukkad pe road ke
Chugli kaaro vahan bethe bate ch@d ke

Sahi kaha Muhfaad maharaj ne
Har chij ka ilaaj g@nd kilasne ko chhod ke

Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
(Kya kehti hai?)
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
(Nahi banta ,bilkul nahi banta)

Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
Sau hai munh jo hazaar kare baatein
Kya padta faraak mujhe
Aji mera ghanta!
Aji mera ghanta!